Thanksgiving Blessings With a Touch of Humor

Thanksgiving blessings should come from the heart and give sincere thanks for all that you have and the food that's been set before you... but afterwards, feel free to follow up with a funny Thanksgiving dinner prayer to lighten the mood and begin the feasting!

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Thanksgiving Dinner Prayers

Humorous Blessing For Thanksgiving

"May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!"

~Anonymous

Heavenly Father, Bless Us

Heavenly Father, bless us,
And keep us all alive;
There's ten of us for dinner
And not enough for five.

~Anonymous

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